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Friday, February 26, 2010

Album Archives- U

Underoath (Post-Hardcore/Metalcore)

They’re Only Chasing Safety (1.5/4)- 2004

they're only chasing safety

They’re Only Chasing Safety is little more than a combination of current trends wrapped up in a nice radio friendly package. There’s emo lyrics, post-hardcore screaming, and metalcore breakdowns, none of which are done particularly different from others in the genre. Obviously, there is a market for Underoath’s sound, but that doesn’t mean it’s good music by any stretch of the imagination.

 

Lost in the Sound of Separation (3/4)- 2008

lost in the sound of separation

The latest album from post-hardcore band Underoath is quite possibly the last album I expected to be good. From a subjective standpoint, I’m never going to like anything they do, simply because this really isn’t my style of music. Still, I must give Underoath credit for making a great album. Lost in the Sound of Separation is a surprisingly accessible, intelligent, and original album that has features vastly improved songwriting and musicianship. Underoath have shed themselves of the forced angst and emo influences, and for the first time, the group sounds honest. I can’t believe I’m recommending this album, but honestly, this is one of the best albums hard rock albums of 2008, and any fan of hard rock or metalcore should give it a chance. It’s probably the year’s most surprising album, and also one of the best post-hardcore releases in some time.

-12/9/08

 

Unearth (Metalcore)

III: In the Eyes of Fire (2/4)- 2007

in the eyes of fire

Unearth have found their comfort zone, and they never stray from it. The instrumentals are far better than what’s usually found in the genre, but that’s not enough to save it from getting repetitive. If you like metalcore, pick out a random song from this album, buy it, and listen to it eleven times in a row. You’ll get the same experience as listening to the full album, and you’ll save money in the process.

 

The Used (Pop Punk)

Lies for the Liars (1/4)- 2007

lies for the liars

The only positive thing that can be said about this album is that the emo trend is over. Lies for the Liars is generic garbage with horrible vocals, laughably depressive lyrics, and only about four chords worth of riffs. It sucked back when emo was popular, and it still sucks now.

Album Archives- T

Talib Kweli (Rap/Hip-Hop)

Quality (3.5/4)- 2002

 quality

After two classic collaborations (Black Star and Train of Though), Talib Kweli was just a few gems short of another masterpiece with Quality. Talib’s skill as an emcee is matched by few when he’s on point, and he is for much of this album. The flow, the lyrics, and even the beats  are all top-notch, and it’s only during moments of filler that the album fails to live up to Kweli’s talent.

 

Tame Impala (Alternative/Indie Rock)

Inner Speaker (2/4)- 2010

inner speaker

Tama Impala are an indie rock band that has been getting a lot of hype recently. The reason is pretty simple. These guys sound like The Beatles, and well, that’s enough for many rock fans to go crazy (just like at the critical and commercial success of Oasis). It goes without saying that Tama Impala aren’t the most original band in the world, and it may be unfair to criticize them in that regard. With that being said, it’s hard to image anyone going back to Inner Speaker after the initial rush of nostalgia wears off, and for that reason it’s impossible to recommend.

 

Tarja Turunen (Symphonic Metal)

My Winter Storm (2/4)- 2007

my winter storm

Many fans of Nightwish have taken it upon themselves to compare My Winter Storm to Dark Passion Play, Nightwish's first album without Tarja Turunen on vocals. While Dark Passion Play saw Nightwish experimenting with new territory, My Winter Storm has Tarja treading over familiar ground. However, this time she lacks Nightwish's creative songwriting, beautiful melodies, and just about everything else that made Nightwish great. This is nothing more than a vocal record, and Tarja's vocals unfortunately lack passion and uniqueness on this particular record. Everything on My Winter Storm has been done before by Tarja, and all of it has been done far better with Nightwish.

-7/27/08

 

Temple of the Dog (Grunge)

Temple of the Dog (4/4)- 1991

temple of the dog 

Born from the ashes of grunge legends Mother Love Bone and Green River, Temple of the Dog would later break off into Pearl Jam and Soundgarden. However, they recorded one album before grunge blew into the mainstream, and it so happened to be the single best album of the grunge era. Chris Cornell is at his vocal peak, and Eddie Vedder’s trademark grit aids the raw instrumentation. Temple of the Dog is the evolution of Dinosaur Jr. and the Pixies’ 80s alternative rock, and it’s a landmark grunge album that is often in the shadow of albums released by the members more famous projects. However, it bears repeating. Temple of the Dog, in this critic’s opinion, is the single best album of the grunge era, and one that every alternative rock fan should own.

 

Tesla (Hard Rock)

Forever More (3/4)- 2008

forever more

Tesla have been around for over 20 years now, so it’s a bit unfair to call them mainstream rock. They actually have a large audience with fans of classic hard rock and heavy metal than with active rock fans, but Tesla’s Forever More is a pure rock ‘n roll album that really doesn’t fit anywhere else on this guide. Still, if you’re a fan of hard rock, definitely give this album a shot. In a year where Chinese Democracy has been the most hyped album for classic hard rock fans, Tesla’s lesser known Forever More is the far better option. Great vocals, solid guitar work, and some of rock’s most intelligent songwriting this year make Forever More a very solid album for rock fans.

-12/9/08

 

Testament (Thrash Metal)

The Legacy (4/4)- 1987

the legacy

Testament’s classic debut still remains one of the greatest thrash metal albums of all-time. This is heavy, technical, and original thrash that is an example of the genre at its best.

 

The Formation of Damnation (3.5/4)- 2008

the formation of damnation

When a band takes 9 years to release an album, it's nearly impossible to say it was worth the wait. For that reason, that cliche can't apply to Testament's The Formation of Damnation, which is Testament's first album in 9 years, and their first album in 16 to feature most of their original lineup. Still, this is Testament's best album in a quite a long time, and The Formation of Damnation is simply superb in every sense of the word. Fans of thrash metal are in for a treat, as this album is pure thrash from start to finish. Its heavy, brutal, and has just about everything a Testament fan could ask for. Even after all of these years, Testament sounds modern, and possibly the biggest surprise of the album is the progression of Testament's sound. The Formation of Damnation feels like the 2008 version of a classic thrash metal album, and it's very easy to recommend what could very well be an instant Testament classic to any and all metalheads.

-7/30/08

 

Therion (Symphonic Metal)

Ghothic Kabbalah (3.5/4)- 2007

gothic kabbalah

It’s been a long time since Therion had any sort of misstep, and Gothic Kabbalah continues that trend. In fact, Gothic Kabbalah may even be better than Therion’s last few albums, and that’s saying something. Gothic Kabbalah is a concept album that tells an epic fantasy story and incorporates some of the best symphonic metal the genre has to offer. With nearly 20 musicians working on the album, this is truly one of the best and most unique experiences of the year. Often beautiful and always epic, Gothic Kabbalah is an album that every symphonic metal fan should experience. It’s among the year’s best releases, and it’s easily the most epic metal album released in 2007.

-11/19/07

 

Theory of a Deadman (Post-Grunge)

Scars & Souvenirs (1/4)- 2008

scars and souvenirs

Theory of a Deadman's Scars & Souvenirs is a radio rock album. That's really all you need to know. There is nothing here to separate Theory of a Deadman from any of the many other post-grunge bands currently receiving airplay on active rock radio. In fact, the average radio rock album is much better than Scars & Souvenirs, and in a bizarre way, it takes skill to be able to make a more boring and tired album than what has become the standard of the post-grunge genre. Theory of a Deadman have clearly spent time listening to what modern rock stations have been playing, and they've also clearly spent time trying to replicate the style of what sells. At least most post-grunge bands are actually influenced by grunge. That's not to say mimicking Nirvana and Alice in Chains makes for high art, but it certainly makes for a more tolerable sound than Theory of a Deadman's, which bears strong resemble to that of Nickelback and Godsmack. Much like the former of those bands, Scars & Souvenirs sees Theory of a Deadman recycling old material that really wasn't any good to start with. There's no progression, and the passion of grunge music has been completely drained in this poor replication of Nickelback and other popular post-grunge bands' poor replication of grunge music. This, in essence, is one sad and pathetic album, and it ranks among the worst and most boring releases of 2008 thus far.

-7/30/08

 

Thriving Ivory (Alternative Rock/Pop)

Thriving Ivory (2/4)- 2008

thriving ivory

Thriving Ivory isn’t so much a bad album as it is a boring one. This is the same kind of radio rock that can be found on pop stations around the world, albeit with a slightly more original vocalist and slightly catchier hooks. If that doesn’t sound like a bad thing to you, then it’s probably worth checking out. Everyone else should pass.

 

Tokio Hotel (Pop Rock)

Scream (1/4)- 2008

scream

Teenage pop rock group Tokio Hotel may have blown up in Europe, but one can only hope that their popularity does not follow them to American soil. Scream is a compilation of English language versions of past Tokio Hotel hits, so it's no surprise that the album feels like a collection of individual tracks instead of a coherent album. The album is made up of one generic pop rock song after another, and only Bill Kaulitz's especially high vocals (although his voice has dropped since the original German recordings of the songs) separates Tokio Hotel from the rest of the emo rock pack. The lyrics are mind numbingly awful, the song structure is as basic at it gets, and there is simply no reason to listen to this album. Some songs may be catchy, but most of the record is just mundane and boring, and it’s impossible to recommend to anyone who has moved on from boy bands.

-7/27/08

 

Tonedeff (Rap/Hip-Hop)

Archetype (3.5/4)- 2005

archetype

When listening to Tonedeff’s Archetype, it’s hard to be floored by the emcee’s absolutely insane flow. In fact, it’s often hard to get beyond Tonedeff’s amazing skills and focus on the other aspects of the music. However, what makes Archetype a truly great album with staying power has as much to do with Tonedeff’s intelligent wordplay and strong production as it does with his gift for rapping. Tonedeff acts as a singer, rapper, and producer on this album, and he shows exceptional talent at all three. Occasionally, Tonedeff does focus too much on showing off his flow, making his message secondary, but more often than not he puts his talents to good use. “Porcelain,” for example, is a beautiful gem that alternatives between singing and rapid-fire rapping with clear and passionate lyrics. Even if he doesn’t always reach that same level of high art, Tonedeff is far too talented for any hip-hop fan to overlook.

 

TV on the Radio (Indie/Art Rock)

Desperate Youth, Bloodthirsty Babes (3/4)- 2004

desperate youth bloodthirsty babes

TV on the Radio’s full-length debut is a chaotic album, often unintentionally so. The band has a wide array of influences, but are rarely able to piece them together into something coherent. Regardless, Desperate Youth, Bloodthirsty Babes is intriguing throughout, and it has a few legitimately great tracks.

 

Return to Cookie Mountain (4/4)- 2006

return to cookie mountain

If you like your music predictable and hackneyed, stay far away from Return to Cookie Mountain. This is a multi-layered and challenging listen that even at its core is undeniably entertaining. It’s unique, but not simply for the sake of being unique. No two songs are alike, and every listen is a new experience, so be prepared to hear something a little different and truly masterful.

 

Dear Science (4/4)- 2008

dear science

How good is TV on the Radio’s Dear Science? Let’s just say that if you buy one album in the next ten years, I recommend this one. Years from now, this very well may be the record that defines this decade in indie rock. Dear Science is the modern day equivalent to the Pixies’ Doolittle and Neutral Milk Hotel’s In the Aeroplane Over the Sea. That is to say, it’s a jaw dropping masterpiece of creativity, lyricism, poetry, and experimentation. It exemplifies what modern indie music is all about, and in a year where dance-punk has been the major indie trend, TV on the Radio have introduced just enough of that into sound to show how much better than the rest of the indie rock crowd they really are. Dear Science is an unbelievable masterpiece, and it belongs in the collection of every music fan.

-12/19/08

Album Archives- S

Sabac Red (Rap/Hip-Hop)

The Ritual (2/4)- 2008

 the ritual

When Sabac is on his game, he’s one of the most intelligent wordsmiths in hip-hop. The Ritual is not an example of that. Sabac may be known as a political MC, but that doesn’t mean that he needs to force politics into every song. “Force” is the key word there, as Sabac raps about politics in the way that battle MC rap about self-promotion. It’s nothing more than filler, and for someone who’s made himself known as a lyrical rapper, that’s more than a little disappointing.

 

Sanctity (Thrash Metal)

Road to Bloodshed (3/4)- 2007

road to blooshed

Road to Bloodshed is an album sure to please almost any thrash metal fan. On just their first album, Sanctity has avoided two common trends that often plague newcomers to the thrash scene. Firstly, they don’t copy what the legendary 80s thrash bands did, but instead create a sound that doesn’t sound like something that could have been released 20 years ago. Secondly, Sanctity avoids the repetitive Pantera influenced riffs that has plagued the genre over the last few years. Sanctity instead sounds like a breath of fresh air in both thrash metal and metal in general. Everything from the riffs to the production is solid, and it’s hard to imagine a fan of thrash metal not finding something to like here.

-11/19/07

 

Sage Francis (Rap/Hip-Hop)

Li(f)e (2/4)- 2010

life

On Sage Francis’ fourth studio album, the gifted emcee embraces his rock side. That’s not to say Sage has moved away from hip-hop, but much of the music is based in alternative rock, giving Li(f)e a rap-rock feel reminiscent of the Depart From Me LP Cage released last year. While Sage’s rock influences have never been a secret, it sounds a bit forced this time around. There’s just too much of it, and with a lot of the beats sounding the same it gets repetitive far too quickly. It doesn’t help that Sage’s usually tight lyrics come off as even more forced than the beats. Just about every line attempts some sort of clever wordplay, and far too many fail miserably. Conscious lyricism can’t be forced, just as intentionally setting out to write a deep song will usually end up with the opposite result. Sage Francis, talented as he may, has unfortunately fallen victim to that.

 

Saving Abel (Post-Grunge)

Saving Abel (1.5/4)- 2008

 saving abel

The album art may look a lot like Stereoside’s So Long, released just a year before Saving Abel, but that doesn’t mean that the two bands sound anything alike. While Stereoside took a pretty standard hard rock sound and turned it into something exceptional, Saving Abel take the same post-grunge sound and do nothing with it. This is the same type of generic radio rock that you can get from any other band in the genre, and in 2008 there are far too many options available for Saving Abel to standout as a worthwhile album.

 

Scars on Broadway (Hard Rock)

Scars on Broadway (3/4)- 2008

scars on broadway

Scars on Broadway, which features System of a Down guitarist Daron Malakian and drummer John Dolmayan, is an interesting project. Serj Tankian's solo record may have flourished when returning to classic System of a Down conventions, and failed when attempting to branch out, but Scars on Broadway does just the opposite. The tracks similar to classic System of a Down are difficult to listen to without Serj, while the hard rocking and humorous highlights are the ones that go in a completely different direction. Daron Malakian certainly isn't the most talented vocalist out there, and there will be many, SOAD fans included, who will grow weary of the his vocals on the album. Still, most of what's here is intelligent and humorous hard rock with a touch of experimental alternative. The progressive overtones and vocal harmonies of System of a Down are not to be found, nor is the frantic genre switching that the band is known for. However, much of the brief hard rocking tracks found here are good enough to work without Serj, while everytime the album bears resemble to System, it makes the listener long for Tankian's vocals.

-7/27/08

 

Screaming Trees (Grunge)

Sweet Oblivion (4/4)- 1992

sweet oblivion

Sweet Oblivion is an exceptionally well written album with some of the varied and downright “grungiest” music of that era. Screaming Trees may not a household name like some of their grunge contemporaries, but Sweet Oblivion is a true masterpiece of the genre that is criminally overlooked.

 

Serj Tankian (Hard Rock)

Elect the Dead (3/4)- 2007

elect the dead

Although it’s unlikely that Elect the Dead will appeal to anyone that isn’t already a fan of System of a Down, Serj Tankian’s debut solo album is a good enough album to warrant a recommendation to mainstream rock fans. Thankfully, it’s an improvement over the last few System of a Down albums, and it’s likely that fans of the band that have yet to purchase this will find a lot to like in the songs that use the same style Serj established with the band. The lack of Darren Malkian’s backing vocals, as well as a return to more intelligent political lyrics, are what makes Elect the Dead an album for both System of a Down’s current fan base and any fans that lost interest in the band over time. It’s not perfect, and the experimental songs that stray from System of a Down’s formula don’t work well at all, but there's certainly enough here to recommend.

-11/27/07

 

Sevendust (Hard Rock)

Chapter VII: Hope & Sorrow (2.5/4)- 2008

chapter viii hope and sorrow

Sevendust’s seventh studio album is a lot like the first six. Hope and Sorrow has the same problems of past Sevendust albums, most notably consistency, but it also has moments of true greatness. If you’re the type of person who downloads single songs, just get the single “Prodigal Son” and skip the full album. There are, however, enough solid songs to warrant a purchase for rock fans who prefer buying full albums. Sevendust is a band that I cannot recommend highly enough to fans of rock, but this particular album has a bit to much filler to warrant a high recommendation. Still, Chapter VII, is a decent enough album that is as good as any in Sevendust’s discography, and when it’s at its best it’s far better than anything else played on active rock radio.

-12/9/08

 

Sex Pistols (Punk Rock)

Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols (4/4)- 1977

never mind the bollocks

The Sex Pistols’ infamous debut and only full length album was truly ahead of its time. Even today, I don’t think I’ve heard a punk album with this much passion or purpose, and only the Dead Kennedys and Black Flag come to mind as far as matching the influence of this legendary band. The music itself is also quite advanced for punk, but the real highlight is simply in its raw sound. Never Mind the Bollocks… is the epitome of punk rock, and it still stands as one of the greatest and most important rock albums of all-time.

 

Shwayze (Rap/Pop)

Shwayze (1/4)- 2008

shwayze

Shwayze and Cisco Adler have clear intentions. They are trying to make a fun, catchy pop album with a lot bit of rock and a little bit of hip-hop. On paper, it should be pretty simply. Adler plays some simply riffs on his guitar, Shwayze drops a simple verse or two, and then you have a catchy pop album. Unfortunately, the duo fails to even do that. Shwayze has a hard time matching the slow beats, and it doesn’t help that Adler’s acoustic guitar parts don’t work well with hip-hop in the first place.The two are constantly at odds, and as a result the album never flows or gets into a groove. Shwayze is an album that tries to be catchy and fails miserably. It’s just boring and forgettable, and it’s impossible to recommend to any music fan.

 

Sigh (Black Metal/Psychedelic Rock)

Imaginary Sonicscape (4/4)- 2001

imaginary sonicscape

Certainly one of the most unique extreme metal albums of the decade, Sigh’s masterful Imaginary Sonicscape is also one of the best. The blend of contrasting styles is the most apparent feature of Sigh’s sound, but what really makes the album shine is its outstanding musicianship and songwriting. Imaginary Sonicscape is just as technical as any other black metal album, and despite its avant-garde weirdness, the psychedelic elements don’t feel forced or out of place.

 

Snowgoons (Rap/Hip-Hop)

Black Snow (3/4)- 2008

black snow

For better or for worse, Black Snow is an album that puts its numerous guest MC’s at the forefront. The tracks live or die by the strength of its verses, which is a risky move for a group that consists of only producers. Many of the rappers have also had guest verses on recent Jedi Mind Tricks albums, and that’s far from where the similarities end. The production style is clearly influenced by JMT, but not nearly as memorable. That being said, Snowgoons are not bad producers by any means, and the only real complaint with the beats is its unoriginality. Thankfully, there are some truly memorable verses from a number of guests, including Ill Bill, R.A. the Rugged Man, Slaine, Killah Priest, and Apathy.

 

Sonata Arctica (Power Metal)

Reckoning Night (4/4)- 2004

reckoning night

Finally branching out from their power metal roots, Sonata Arctica have crafted their masterpiece with Reckoning Night. Every member shows off their talent in some form, from Tony Kakko’s brilliant vocals to the fast yet melodic guitar solos of Jani Liimatainen, but it’s the addition of keyboardist Henrik Klingenberg that gives Sonata Arctica’s sound a much needed symphonic element. The lyrics are also in top form, as songs like “The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Real Puppet” and “White Pearl, Black Oceans…” prove that fantasy-influenced stories don’t have to be cheesy and forgettable. Reckoning Night is truly a masterful album, and in breaking into progressive and symphonic territories, Sonata Arctica have ascended themselves to the top of the modern power metal heap.

 

Spiritualized (Indie Rock)

Songs in A&E (3/4)- 2008

songs in a and e

Not unlike the band that made it, Songs in A&E is somewhat of an underrated little album. It rarely has moments where it does anything particularly spectacular in comparison to other alternative albums, but it remains consistently simple and beautiful from start to finish. This is an album that’s difficult to criticize and very easy to like, even if it isn’t one of the 10 or 20 best albums released in the past year. Spiritualized sticks to what their good at, and the result is an album that is just that. Songs in A&E is just a solid beautiful alternative album that anyone can appreciate.

-12/19/08

 

Staind (Post-Grunge)

The Illusion of Progress (2/4)- 2008

 the illusion of progress

The fact that Staind has actually titled this album The Illusion of Progress must be some kind of inside joke. Considering this album has no progression whatsoever from past Staind albums, or even the illusion of it, it's practically begging critics to go crazy with puns. The sad truth is though, Staind is giving themselves too much credit. It's obvious that progress was not the band's intention, but if Staind was trying to create the illusion of progress on this record, they failed miserably. Actually, if they were trying to create anything more than your standard post-grunge album, they failed miserably. This really is a prime example of your standard post-grunge release, as it's basic, both lyrically and musically, and it makes absolutely no attempts whatsoever to stray from the proven formula that got Staind radio play. Granted, that's not necessarily a bad thing to fan's of the band, as anyone expecting the same old Staind will not be disappointed. However, it's impossible to recommend an album this bland and generic album to anyone who isn't already a huge fan of the band. It's not necessarily bad, nor is it any worse than what else is played on the radio these days, but after six albums, even the illusion of progress isn't too much to ask.

-9/8/08

 

Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks (Indie Rock)

Real Emotional Trash (3/4)- 2008

real emotional trash

Former Pavement frontman Stephen Malkmus isn't exactly the greatest vocalist in the world, nor is he the greatest guitarist out there. For what it's worth, Malkmus isn't even among the greatest lyricists in the indie rock genre. However, you'd be hard pressed to find a more creative songwriter, just as there may not be a more influential underground musician than Stephen Malkmus. Even though his latest solo album, Real Emotional Trash, isn't exactly the indie rock masterpiece that Pavement's debut was, Malkmus deserves a lot of credit for not only continuing to play some of the finest indie rock in the genre today, but also for continuing to innovate more than 15 years after his band helped established indie rock as a genre of music. The Jicks are a very different band than Pavement, and anyone still holding out for the same raw sound of Malkmus' early days are going to be disappointed.

However, fans should know by now that The Jicks are not Pavement, and that Stephen has gone in a completely different direction since his Pavement days. The problem is that it's still hard to tell what exactly that direction is. Real Emotional Trash is the fourth album by Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks, and the band's biggest issue remains identity. Many of the songs feature moments of overly catchy indie pop ("Gardenia" and "Dragonfly Pie" to name two of the catchiest), while just as many songs venture into moments of prolonged jam sessions that sound like something out of a progressive rock record. In a way, that's both the beauty and flaw of the album, as it shows that Malkmus is an incredibly varied musician who can pull off a number of different sounds, but the band as a whole has still yet to piece the different styles together into a coherent mixture. It still provides for an interesting listen, and the creativity of the record is certainly worthy of praise, but it's more than somewhat disappointing that the band still sounds like an experiment four records in.

Still, everything Malkmus presents on this album works to some degree, and anyone who doesn't mind that the Jicks are still essentially a hodgepodge of everything Malkmus didn't do with Pavement should give Real Emotional Trash a listen. It's also worth noting that former Sleater-Kinney drummer Janet Weiss does a fantastic job behind the kit (especially on the wonderfully progressive title track), and continues to prove that she is one of the most underrated drummers in all of music.

-4/13/08

 

Stereoside (Hard Rock)

So Long (3.5/4)- 2007

so long

So Long is album that fans of any type of rock music should enjoy. It’s a perfect blend of old and new, and it’s far better than any modern rock played on the radio this year. It’s rare that a modern hard rock album does something truly unique, and it takes an album like So Long to remind one that rock doesn’t need to be boring and generic to sound mainstream and accessible. So Long may not have gotten the mainstream recognition that it deserved (in fact, it may be difficult to find the album in the first place), but any fan of mainstream rock needs to own this album. So Long is as good of a post-grunge album as the genre has seen, and it’s a good time from start to finish. It’s worth repeating again that fans of modern rock need to take notice, and fans of classic rock or grunge that lost interest in what’s on the radio these days should also give So Long a strong consideration.

-11/27/07

 

Strapping Young Lad (Progressive/Extreme Metal)

Alien (4/4)- 2005

alien

Devin Townsend has created a monster. Strapping Young Lad’s Alien is a brutal, intelligent, and oh so satisfying extreme metal album. Taking the best of death, industrial, prog, and thrash metal, and mixing it with the type of humorous mastery that can only come from Devin Townsend, Alien is an extraordinary achievement and an excellent example of unique heavy metal.

 

Stone Temple Pilots (Grunge/Post-Grunge)

Core (2/4)- 1992

core

Core could very easily be called the first post-grunge album. Released just after Pearl Jam’s outstanding Ten, Core tries and mostly fails to create the same sound that worked wonders on that album. The formula is here, as Stone Temple Pilots mix aggressive hard rock with more reserved ballads in much of the same as Pearl Jam, and STP’s instrumentalists are every bit as talented as those of Pearl Jam. However, what’s missing is the raw energy and strong lyrics that made Ten such a triumph. Stone Temple Pilots would end up improving considerably, but Core is nothing short of a shameless knock-off, and it’s only a shadow of the album that its so heavily influenced by.

 

Stuck Mojo (Hard Rock/Rap)

The Great Revival (1/4)- 2009

the great revival

I'll admit that I don't know a whole lot about Stuck Mojo. I love rap and I love metal, but the combination of the two has rarely resulted in quality music, so forgive me for not remembering much about this late 90s rap-metal act. What I can say is that whether you like rap, rock, metal, previous Stuck Mojo albums, or even music in general, you should avoid The Great Revival. This is as awful of an album as there is, and I can't imagine anyone being able to stand it for more than a track or two. It is, however, hilarious. It's not trying to be, but it is. Songs like the Limp Bizkit-meets-Hannah Montana "Friends" and the nauseating cover of "Country Road" (where West Virginia randomly becomes North Carolina, even though the band is actually from Georgia) are guaranteed to make any fan of real rap or metal laugh, but most of the other tracks are just awful in the less humorous way. The songwriting is horrific on just about every level, the rapping is even worse than Fred Durst's, the lyrics are laughably bad throughout, and the same generic drop-d riff is played over and over again. On top of all of that, Stuck Mojo throws in random style changes at the most inopportune times, making it even more obvious that this band has absolutely no clue what they're doing. The "experimentation" adds nothing to the music, partly because the band doesn't seem to understand how to play the styles they add in. If The Great Revival is any indication, Stuck Mojo don't understand rap, metal, or any form of music they attempt to play. Other than for comedic purposes, there is no reason to listen to this album. Please, do yourself a favor and stay clear of The Great Revival. Even though it's one the first albums released in 2009, it will almost certainly be among the worst albums released all year.

-1/24/09

 

Sum 41 (Pop Punk)

Underclass Hero (1/4)- 2007

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Sum 41 may be an unapologetic rip-off of Green Day and Blink-182, but they’ve at least managed to stay close to the same level of mediocrity of the latter. With Blink-182 broken up, and Green Day matured, Sum 41 have left without a pop punk band to copy. Instead, they’ve taken Green Day’s rock opera American Idiot and made a desperate attempt to recreate that album’s more mature sound. Needless to say, they failed. Underclass Hero is an atrocious clone of American Idiot, full of laughably forced political lyrics and riffs that come close to plagiarizing Green Day. In the late 90s, there may have been a place for Sum 41, a band that took the ever evolving alternative rock of Green Day and combined it with the consistent pop punk of Blink. However, they’ve worn out their welcome. Underclass Hero is an embarrassing album in just about every way, and it can easily be called one of the worst rock records of the decade.

 

The Sword (Metal/Hard Rock)

Gods of the Earth (3/4)- 2008

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Gods of the Earth isn't exactly the most original album of the year. That is to say, not much has changed since The Sword's first album, which was a solid but unoriginal take on Black Sabbath's classic sound. However, unlike the Airbourne's of the world, The Sword does a commendable job of recreating Sabbath's sound without actually being a blatant rip-off. The Sword doesn't hide their heavy Sabbath influence, but they also don't take it to the point of stealing riffs and recreating the exact same songs that Sabbath recorded years earlier. Instead, The Sword sounds more like a Black Sabbath tribute band, and a very talented one at that. The riffs here are hard hitting and accessible, and even though Gods of the Earth lacks originality, it does have a number of quality riffs that come fairly close to mimicking Sabbath without being a carbon copy. There will certainly be some classic metal fans who will appreciate what appears to be a legitimate attempt to bring back Black Sabbath's style of metal without coming across as borderline plagiarism (such as what Airbourne has done with AC/DC's sound). Fans of early Sabbath might want to give it a listen.

-7/30/08

 

Symphony X (Progressive/Power Metal)

Paradise Lost (4/4)- 2007

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Even though Paradise Lost might be the least progressive album on this list, it very well may be the best. Symphony X is no stranger to greatness, and they’ve come close to creating metal masterpieces in the past, but Paradise Lost is easily the band’s best album to date. The band’s combination of progressive metal, power metal, and symphonic metal is nothing unique on the surface, but their execution is top notch. Not once has that combination worked as well as it does on Paradise Lost, and at the times, it even sounds revolutionary. The album is incredibly polished and refined, and the musicianship is among the best you’ll ever hear. Symphony X has created an album that sounds beautiful and epic in its entirety, and all of the songs work on their own as smaller epic masterpieces. If you only buy one album this year from a band not named Radiohead, I highly recommend you make Paradise Lost that album. No metalhead should be without this one.

-11/19/07

 

System of a Down (Hard Rock/Metal)

Toxicity (4/4)- 2001

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It’s really pretty amazing that an album like Toxicity broke into the mainstream. Not because of it’s quality, but because of it’s originality and  utter chaos. This is an assault of political hard rock filled with constant tempo changes and unapologetic weirdness. However, there is something oddly accessible about Toxicity, and even years later it’s hard to put a finger on just what that is. Regardless of its accessibility, Toxicity is an outstanding album with a unique sound and some very well written lyrics. It also has a great sense of humor, and it’s aforementioned unusual accessibility makes it something that any open minded music fan should listen to.

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R.E.M. (Alternative Rock)

Around the Sun (1.5/4)- 2004

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Boring, lazy, and almost entirely awful, R.E.M.’s much hated Around the Sun is an unremarkable album in just every way.

 

Accelerate (3/4)- 2008

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R.E.M.'s first album since 2004 is a rather short and familiar affair, but the album's 35 minutes of deep lyrics, catchy riffs, and intelligent songwriting is a welcome return to form for one of the finest lyrical bands to ever receive mainstream success. Compared to the band's phenomenal first 8 albums from the 80s through mid-90s, Accelerate isn't exactly a revelation, but the album is a triumph compared to nearly every other album the band has released since. There are a numbers of reasons for this, most notably the return of the band's original heavier sound, but the most significant aspect of R.E.M.'s music has always been lyrics. Using recent political events as motivation, the lyrics on Accelerate are some of the band's best and most aggressive in over a decade. Whether or not you agree with their politics, the sheer intelligence of the band comes through in their lyrics, and the album can be recommended purely on that alone. Granted, there isn't much on this album that R.E.M. hasn't done better on past records, but the intelligent songwriting of the band is in fine form. When Accelerate is at its best (such as on the album's fantastic opener "Living Well is the Best Revenge" and the single "Supernatural Superserious"), this is the best R.E.M.'s has sounded in years. This is partly because the band seems to once again be less concerned with their sound and more concerned with the intelligent lyrics that made the band great to begin with, but also in part because this is the first R.E.M. in far too long to sound like it was made for a reason bigger than simply for the sake of making an album. Accelerate isn't exactly a masterpiece, but it a step in the right direction for a band that once again seems capable of making another masterpiece.

-4/12/08

 

Radiohead (Alternative/Art Rock)

Pablo Honey (2/4)- 1993

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It’s hard to believe that is the same Radiohead that released OK Computer and The Bends. “Creep” has stood the test of time, but the rest of the album is mediocre at best.

 

The Bends (4/4)- 1995

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Radiohead’s most accessible album is also one of their best. The Bends is pure musical bliss from start to finish, and an absolutely essential listen.

 

OK Computer (4/4)- 1997

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How do you follow up a flawless masterpiece? You release arguably the greatest alternative rock album of all-time, of course. OK Computer is worthy of the outrageous amount of praise it receives, and it’s one of the most musically adventurous and lyrically challenging albums to ever grace this critic’s ears. Countless band have tried to replicate it, and none have succeeded. This, my friends, is music at its finest.

 

Kid A (4/4)- 2000

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Easily the most experimental album of Radiohead’s, Kid A is yet another masterpiece of one of music’s greats. Some call it alternative rock, while some argue that it’s an electronic album, but the fact of the matter is that Kid A is impossible to classify. This is an experimental album that takes risks and succeeds brilliantly, and it’s Radiohead’s third masterpiece in a row.

 

Amnesiac (3/4)- 2001

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Amnesiac is the only Radiohead album to sound like another Radiohead album. It’s less of an experience, and more of a collection of songs in the style of Kid A. From a track-by-track perspective, some of Radiohead’s best work appears on this album, but there also is a fair amount of filler. It’s an essential listen for its highlights, but also a fairly forgettable album compared to Radiohead’s other work.

 

Hail to the Thief (4/4)- 2003

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Another Radiohead album, another masterpiece. Hail to the Thief is one of Radiohead’s most varied records, featuring songs that combine elements of all three of their past masterpieces. The songwriting is top-notch, even by Radiohead standards, and it’s yet another album by this band that’s almost impossible to criticize. They continue to take risks and continue to turn everything they touch into gold, or this case, high art.

 

In Rainbows (3.5/4)- 2007

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In Rainbows is a rare album in that was considered revolutionary before it was even released, as it’s unorthodox release allowed listeners to choose exactly how much they wanted to pay for the album. The album was then released as a disc on an indie label, and reached #1 on the Billboard charts without any involvement from a major label. What made it a success was more than a revolutionary sales method, however. In Rainbows is an outstanding collection of songs with tracks ranging from the pure rock to the simply beautiful. The album as a whole is similar to Amnesiac in that it feels more like a compilation than an album in the sense of OK Computer, but that’s by no means a bad thing. All ten tracks are great in their own way, and it’s no surprise that In Rainbows is yet another outstanding Radiohead album.

 

Rakim (Rap/Hip-Hop)

The Seventh Seal (2/4)- 2009

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The long awaited 3rd solo album from the God MC, Rakim, makes this god seem mortal. “How to Emcee” and “Holy Are You” are gems, but Rakim’s rapping is too often uninspired, and the production just plain boring. Where’s Eric B. when you need him?

 

The Red Jump Suit Apparatus (Pop Punk)

Don’t You Fake It (2.5/4)- 2006

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Don’t You Fake It is definitely generic, but as far as pop punk goes this is one of the more tolerable albums out there. The songs are catchy and it really doesn’t try to be anything it’s not. Again, it’s nothing great, but unlike most bands that were part of the emo trends, I can understand why this album had its share of hit singles.

 

The Residents

Duck Stab (4/4)- 1978

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One could listen to Duck Stab repeatedly for years and still not be able to critique or even fully comprehend what they’ve heard. While often considered The Residents’ most accessible album, that only means that it’s one that can be listened to on a musical level and not just as an oddity. This is an album that is brilliant on so many levels that it just can’t be put into words. The knowledge of musical theory sheer that The Residents posses is staggering to say the least, and they somehow put that knowledge into some of the most unique and strangest music in existence. There is nothing else like Duck Stab, and few albums are as awe-inspiring and mind expanding as this one. It’s impossible to accurately describe, but believe me when I say this is one of the greatest albums I’ve ever heard, and one of the very few by this band that I can even begin to understand.

 

Rhyme Asylum (Rap/Hip-Hop)

Solitary Confinement (3.5/4)- 2010

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Solitary Confinement is an album made for fans of hardcore hip-hop by fans of hardcore hip-hop. There is no deep meaning or relevancy to most of the lyrics, and it doesn’t really shock or offend in the way that hardcore emcees like Vinnie Paz or Ill Bill (who is featured on the album) can. Instead, Rhyme Asylum have created an album that is hardcore purely for the sake of being hardcore, and it succeeds because it sticks with that mentality to the end. This is niche hip-hop, ripe with senselessly violent one-liners, and again this is exactly what this kind of rap is about. Few hardcore hip-hop albums are as entertaining as this one, and if you’re into violent rap with raw beats and lyrics you should give Solitary Confinement a listen.

 

Rise Against (Punk Rock)

Appeal to Reason (3/4)- 2008

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There has been and will likely continue to be mixed reactions to Rise Against’s Appeal to Reason. On one hand, this album marks a fairly drastic change in the band’s style. No longer can they be called hardcore punk, as the screaming is gone, the riffs have been slowed down, and the songs have become more radio friendly. One could say that this new style is more similar to the MTV punk bands than the true punk rockers Rise Against have been influenced by, but within this style Rise Against have made some necessary improvements. In doing so, the band has proved once again that they are far superior to any other modern mainstream punk band. Despite the oddly non-aggressive style of many of the songs, the change doesn’t seem forced. The songwriting is more intelligent than ever, and Rise Against’s political message is never comprised. Regardless of whether you like mainstream rock or hardcore punk, Rise Against’s Appeal to Reason is a solid choice, and by far the best mainstream punk album released in 2008.

-12/9/08

 

The Roots (Rap/Hip-Hop)

How I Got Over (3.5/4)- 2010

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Emcees often write about the golden age of hip-hop, reminiscing of the days before the art of rhyming became commercialized. Many greats have taken us back to the time and place of hip-hop’s finest hour, but few have managed to return us to the state of mind one feels when they first fall in love with the genre. The latest album from The Roots achieves the latter. How I Got Over is a true breath of a fresh air, not just in terms of lyrics and beats, but in terms of the passion and love for hip-hop that bleeds from its core. This is a hip-hop album through and through, and it’s something any fan of the genre, young or old, can fall in love with.

 

Rose Funeral (Deathcore)

The Resting Sonata (1/4)- 2009

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Rose Funeral are the band that I’ve waiting years for. Not in anticipation, but in dread and fear, for their existence signifies a sad time in the world of heavy metal. I knew the day would soon be upon us where a band would forgo music entirely and use breakdowns in place of riffs. Enter Rose Funeral. Throughout the entire album, there are no traces of actual music- just breakdown after breakdown after breakdown. This is a band that is full of derivative overused deathcore conventions, but magnifies them to the point where none of the death or even metalcore influences of the genre can be heard. To say it’s awful would be a huge understatement. It’s not even music, and that is the first time I have ever said that about an album. Please, avoid Rose Funeral at any cost. Play Uno instead.

 

Rumpelstiltskin Grinder (Thrash Metal)

Buried in the Front Yard (2.5/4)- 2005

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“Ridiculous” and “over-the-top” don’t even begin describe Rumpelstilstskin Grinder. This is pure insanity in the form of classic thrash metal, and it’s unfortunate that once you get past the self-parody and sheer weirdness of the music you’re left with a fairly standard thrash release. That’s far from a bad thing, but Buried in the Front Yard is an album best appreciated by fans of 80’s thrash metal, and it’s too short and derivative to have staying power for anyone else once the laughs wear off.

 

Rush (Progressive Rock)

Snakes & Arrows (3.5/4)- 2007

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It’s taken a few albums, but Rush sounds like Rush again. That is to say, Snakes and Arrows is an album that maintains and improves the heavier sound Rush experimented with on their last few releases, but still maintains what made Rush one of the greatest bands of all-time. During the streak of brilliance in the late 70s and early 80s, Rush managed to improve upon each previous album by evolving their sound without abandoning the unique sound that made them great in the first place. That’s exactly what Rush does with Snakes and Arrows. Rush has stopped changing their sound, but instead improving on it and evolving as a band. Snakes and Arrows is a varied album that ventures into both progressive metal and classic rock territory, and nearly song blends new and old in ways that not even the most optimistic Rush fan could have expected. Even in 2007, Rush ranks among the best progressive acts of today. Snakes and Arrows is an album sure to please both new and old fans of the band, and its also one of the most accessible progressive albums of the year.

-11/19/07

 

RZA (Rap/Hip-Hop)

Digi Snacks (2.5/4)- 2008

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The third album in RZA's "Bobby Digital" trilogy is an album that is hard to not praise. At the same time, it's also one that is hard not to fault. On one hard, RZA's Digi Snacks is something entirely new and experimental. No other Wu-Tang Clan member has strayed as far from the Wu-Tang forumula than RZA does here, often to a fault. There is a distinct difference between the production RZA uses on his "Bobby Digital" albums, as opposed to the many other works he has been credited with producing, including much of Wu-Tang's material. This not only allows RZA to truly craft his interesting Bobby Digital character through both his rapping and production, but also allows the sound of the record to have a distinct sound that nearly flawlessly creates a science-fiction and martial arts setting that compliments the character of the album, as well as RZA's flow and lyrics. From that stand point, Digi Snacks is a wonderfully fun hip-hop album that truly sets itself apart from everything else in hip-hop. The problem is that this is the third album in RZA's trilogy, and it still feels like an experiment.

As great as the Bobby Digital character is, there really isn't much here that has a whole lot to do with him. The production and flow of the album have finally come together in a way that feels distinct, but much of it goes to waste. Often times, it's hard to tell exactly what RZA is trying to do, and while some fans may praise the album's weirdness for that reason, it's certainly disappointing that such a unique and creative concept isn't more focused on the actual concept at hand. What makes matters even more conflicting is that the listener does in fact get a taste of what could have been. There are moments of pure hip-hop bliss that amounts to some of the most unique and purely enjoyable hip-hop of 2008. However, RZA's constant and often unnecessarily experimentation makes the album as a whole simply an experiment, instead of a truly great piece of art. Simply, fails at living up to its concept, is all over the map lyrically, and is not as fun of a hip-hop album as RZA intended it to be. It has its moments, and it's hard to fault an artist for trying something new, but Digi Snacks is the epitome of a mixed bag.

-9/8/08